EJHS: Secret Nuclear Test Site?
Parkland School District Detonates Nuclear Warhead
|----->Follow-up: Fallout or Falldown shelter?
East Wing-West Wing Gang Wars Escalate
Microsoft to Acquire Emmaus High School
Student shocks Administration by saying "This school food sucks!"
Student trips, falls down; people laugh at him
Brian Feldman blows up lab
97% of students when offered a $5 bill and asked to say so, said they "love school," and wish they could "stay here all week."
Where did we get the money to do such a worthless survey?
Disclaimer: The views expressed here definitely do not represent those of East Penn or EHS, although I bet you knew that...