Recent Stories

EJHS: Secret Nuclear Test Site?

Parkland School District Detonates Nuclear Warhead

       |----->Follow-up:  Fallout or Falldown shelter?

East Wing-West Wing Gang Wars Escalate

Microsoft to Acquire Emmaus High School


In Other news

Recent Poll

97% of students when offered a $5 bill 

and asked to say so, said they "love 

school," and wish they could "stay here all week."

Where did we get the money to do such a worthless survey?

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Disclaimer: The views expressed here definitely do not represent those of East Penn or EHS, although I bet you knew that...